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Steve, what do you have to tell me?

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Megan, this is really, really hard
because, you know, we're getting married

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week. But there's something that I've
been keeping from you that I feel I have

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to confess before we can spend the rest
of our lives together.

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I'm not gay or anything, though, so
don't worry.

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But I am part of a secret society.

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Have you ever heard of the secret
society? It's sort of like that one

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society called the Crossed Bone Skull
Fuckers. Have you heard of them before?

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It's a lot like that. No, absolutely
not. We've been around, this society has

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been around since America has been
around.

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The Founding Fathers, many of the
Founding Fathers were part of the

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Mostly the Confederate founding fathers,
to be honest with you.

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That sounds ridiculous. What are you
talking about? We're called the Cum

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-Bangers. Have you ever heard of us? Cum
-Bangers? Of course you haven't,

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because it's a secret society. Of course
you haven't heard. We're the Cum

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-Bangers. Are you serious? Yes.

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You're not serious. You're joking,
right? We get together. We have these

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meetings.

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Meetings?

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Seven to ten white guys and one black
girl.

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And we have these meetings, and what
happens at these meetings is that those

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to 10 white guys... Please tell me
you're joking.

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...fuck and cum all over the black girl.

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I'm sorry, it's out there now.

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So is that what we're engaged for?

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Do you still love me?

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Of course. Can you still marry me? Of
course, absolutely.

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I love you. Can you still spend the rest
of your life with me? Yes.

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All right.

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But honey, I mean, the reason we do
this...

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is that there are black men all over
America cheating on their beautiful

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girlfriends and wives with snow bunnies.

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And it's fucking disgusting, and we need
to teach them a lesson.

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Yeah, well, I want to experience this
secret operation you have. I mean, we're

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supposed to be getting married and, you
know, being a team together. Yeah,

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sharing everything. Yeah, exactly. So
you want to share the company. Oh,

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so beautiful.

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God, we're going to have a great future
together. We are?

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I know.

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This is a beautiful choice, honey. It's
sexy, it's slutty, but at the same time

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it's kind of pure and it's white, you
know. Yeah. It kind of reminds me of

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wedding dress in a lot of ways. Anyway,
so are you fired up or what? Yeah, I'm

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so excited. This is what's going to
happen, okay? Okay. There's going to be

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seven guys, okay? Uh -huh. They're going
to all be lined up and you're going to

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blow. All of them, one after the other.
This is like my fan page. Is it really?

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Oh, awesome. Oh, my gosh.

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I'm really excited.

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They're going to fucking just basically
be face -fucking you and stuff, so

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that's cool.

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All right. Yeah, they'll probably take
turns face -fucking you and stuff. And

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then, like if you're up for it, they'll
just bend you over a trash can and fuck

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the shit out of you, all seven of them.
Is that cool?

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Yeah. Is that cool, honey? Oh, God. I
love you so much.

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And then at the end, they're just going
to like load after load after load.

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Cover you in their white cum.

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White men with white cum all over your
face.

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Kelly.

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So excited.

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What's up, Steve? What's the scoop this
week?

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Guys, I got some good news and I got
some bad news.

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What would you like to hear first?

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Good news. I'll give you the bad news
first.

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Okay. As of today, I am retiring.

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Bullshit. As king of the cum bank.

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What?

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I'm out. That's the bad news.

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The good news is two -part good news.

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First of all, I'm naming Eric as the new
king of the comeback.

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Secondly,

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the reason I'm retiring is that I'm
getting married.

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And my wife doesn't want me to come bang
anymore.

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But that's bullshit.

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I told her the only way that I would
quit.

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is if she did a come bang.

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What she was asking me to give up.

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So today, you are going to be able to
come bang the future Mrs.

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Steve Steele. What are you talking
about? You mean I'm going to come bang

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wife? That's exactly what I'm talking
about, Elmer.

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My future wife.

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Amen.

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You're watching Come Bang, and I'm going
to show my husband what a good little

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slut I am, and I'm going to suck about
seven cocks.

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Steve done good.

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Hell yeah. All hail former King Steve.

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All hail.

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The new king is crowned.

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It's our night for Steve to leave in
this way.

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Oh, we appreciate Steve so much.

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Let me see your eyes, though. Look at
me.

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Look at, oh.

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Oh, yes.

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Nice. Look out, mama.

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Squeeze it hard.

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Squeeze it nice and hard. Come on.

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Spin on all those dicks.

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Spin on all of them.

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I'm going to send you up to Steve Nass
and warm you up.

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Oh, yeah.

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Just a little more to that.

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Just like that.

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That's some good spit right there.

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That's better than fucking lube right
there.

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Angel.

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Hell yeah.

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Enjoy every minute of it.

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How

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does

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that feel there, Mr. Spade?

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I don't even think we got enough cock
there for him. I don't think we do.

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Well, that's dirty.

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Come here.

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Slap it in.

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Slap it in.

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I love it when she lassoes me in like
that.

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Wake it up. Wake it up, mama. Wake it
up.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh, yeah.

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All right, you know what we're going to
do for our ex -king, Steve?

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What are we going to do? We're going to
get a trash can and bend you over and

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fuck you.

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You know what?

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Lick your pussy juice off.

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Lick your pussy juice off there.

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Right here, being stuck and caught.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh, shit.

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Oh,

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yeah.

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Oh, fuck.

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Oh, yeah.

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Push it, push it. Get out.

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Yeah, look at me.

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Something good.

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Oh, shit.

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Oh, fuck, yeah.

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I've got white milk all over my face.

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Please. Come on, please.

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Come on.

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Tasty.

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Yeah, sour milk.

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Please.

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so proud of me.

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Come on.

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Yeah.

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and sees this.

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He's going to be so proud of me.

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Come all over my face like a dirty
little slut.

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That's why he's marrying me because I'm
a dirty little slut.

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He will be

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I still can't believe he retired, but
you were a nice present for us. As the

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king of ComeBang .com. Queen.

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This is your own special shirt. I get a
shirt.

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I'm so proud.

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My husband's going to be so excited to
see this.